When is a baseball player like a thief?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's the noisiest food?

How do you arrest a pig?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?