What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How do you make antifreeze?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

If you need help building an ark..

Which singer could always break a five?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?