What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?