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When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

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How do fall and winter say hello?

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Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

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What animal has 20/20 vision?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

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