Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What animal floats best?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?