What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What's a goose's favorite book?