Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Where do actors go to pray?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the barber win the race?