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What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How does a cow do math?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

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What's a horse's favorite fruit?

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