A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
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