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What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why was the fish so smart?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?