What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Do dads always snore?