Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?