What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What animals make the best students?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why do legumes gossip so much?