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What branch of the military accepts newborns?

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What types of dogs are bilingual?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Where do baby apes sleep?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

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What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?