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What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why do moms make good vintners?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why do runners watch so much TV?