Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?