What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are trees always so positive?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call an insincere horse?
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