Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?