Why do moms make good vintners?
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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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