How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What's the opposite of irony?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?