Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?