Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What kind of monkey flies to school?