How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?