Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
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Why did the frog starve?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How do you organize a space party?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do cows say on NYE?
What fish only swims at night?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do bees say in the summer?
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