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Why is heaven always so tidy?

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Which computer won the talent show?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?