Why do vampires always look sick?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a dog in space?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What is the color of the wind?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's a doll's favorite car?