What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How is cat food sold?

Where do horses reside?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What is a spider's favorite book?