What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Where do surfers go to school?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?