What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

How did the tree get lost?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?