Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why are frogs always happy?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?