What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why were the atoms always hungry?