Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How do snowmen get information?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What kind of car does a chicken have?