Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?