What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do elves learn in school?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?