Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?