What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
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