Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?