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Bambi-dexterous.
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How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
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Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
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Which celebrity became a great detective?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
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