Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What shape is bad at driving?