What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Where do kittens go to school?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why was the musician arrested?