What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
How do you compliment a cat?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call siblings who love math?
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