What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What shape has a knighthood?
I broke my finger!
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you say to a really good barista?
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