What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?