What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How do you make a cow float?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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