Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What makes pirates such good singers?