Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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