Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
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