Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are books always so angry?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How does dinner smell?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
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