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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

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Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

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What goes ooo ooo ooo?

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?