Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a priest's favorite food?
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