Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?