How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call a small mom?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?