Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?