Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

I broke my finger!

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?