Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?