Why are the mountains so tired?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What style of music weighs the most?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

I used to be addicted to not showering.