What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?