Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call a rabbit barber?