What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you give a sick lemon?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?