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Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What is the tallest building in the world?