What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?