What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?