What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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