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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

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When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

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What's a forklift?

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Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

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