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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What's black and white and red all over?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?