What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What math figure is also in the band?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did the sickly elevator say?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?