What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Where was Noah born?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why are all priests fit?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?