What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a pig thief?
Who are Frosty's parents?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
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