What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

How do you make a cow float?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do dogs run in circles?