What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did electricity win the race?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?