What birds make average students?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's the politest month?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?