What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is a table you can eat?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?