What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What are baby potatoes called?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?