How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?