What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What says: oom oom oom?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"