Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Where do books love to go on vacation?