What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What does a dog say before eating?

How do you arrest a pig?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?