What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
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