Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?