Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What is the wealthiest fish?