What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
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