What animal makes the best lunches?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What birds make average students?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What condiment has wings?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?