What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How did the tree get lost?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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