What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of music do planets like?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
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