On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do insects learn at school?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?