Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Do dads always snore?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's the friendliest pen?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are maps such great therapists?