What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
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