What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How do you grill cheese?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?