Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

When do cows get tired?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?