Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call an Irish spider?