How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
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