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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?