How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a peanut in space?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
When do flowers get their workout in?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
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