What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What shape is bad at driving?