How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
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