What table can you never sit at?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?