Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do insects learn at school?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's the most masculine animal?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?