What animal floats best?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why are baseball games at night?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?