What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?