What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you give a sick pig?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?