What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?