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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

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What is the quickest button on a radio?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Do dads always snore?

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What reads and lives in an apple?