How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?