Why are the mountains so tired?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

How does a cow do math?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?