How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How do bees get to school?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

How do you get kids to do something?

What birds always travel in twos?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?