What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
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