What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
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