What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What vehicle works the hardest?