What did the painter say to the wall?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why are books always so angry?