Why did the turkey join the band?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call a short cow?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Which animal is the most religious?