What dogs are always lying to you?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?