What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?