What do you call a baby monkey?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Where can you always get cheap gas?