What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How do you make antifreeze?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?