How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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