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Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

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What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the mime upset?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?