How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Bears love exotic cars.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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