What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do crabs never give to charity?