What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
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