Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where do termites go camping?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Someone stole my mood ring!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

How long do chickens work?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

How do you get kids to do something?

What is a cow's dream job?