What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What birds make average students?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why do mice need oiling?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?