Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do you make a cow float?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
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