Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
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