Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a spider's favorite book?
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