What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What day do hands always go to church?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Where does water do all its banking?

What's the world's weakest animal?