What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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