What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?