Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why are trees always so positive?