What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?