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My Valentine this year is a goalie.

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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why is money so stubborn?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the frog have a long face?

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I broke my finger!

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Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?