Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.