What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?