We had a discussion about roses.

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

How does a cow do math?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?