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Where does cheese invest its money?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kind of ant is good at math?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?