I used to be addicted to not showering.

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What is a mouse's favorite game?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

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Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

How do billboards talk?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?