If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?