What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
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