What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Do dads always snore?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
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