What does Rudolph call his wife?
Rein-dear.
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What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
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