What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?