If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do you organize a space party?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!