What do you call a handsome runner?

What time of day was Adam created?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which fly makes films?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the bee say to the flower?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?