If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are cars magic?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
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