If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
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