Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?