Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?